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Straightforward

What it costs.

No membership fee. No consultation fee. You pay for the medication, and the provider review is part of that.

Everything here is a subscription — the price you start at is the price it renews at, so there's no surprise second number.

Weight loss

Semaglutide — 90 dayWeekly injection, includes B12
$179per 90 days
Tirzepatide — 90 dayWeekly injection, includes B12
$299per 90 days
Semaglutide — sublingualDaily, under the tongue. No needle.
$199per 90 days
Tirzepatide — sublingualDaily, under the tongue. No needle.
$249per 90 days

For comparison: the branded products list well above $1,000 a month before insurance.

Understand it before you buy it

NAD+

NAD+ 500mgDaily, Monday to Friday
$189per 90 days
NAD+ 1000mgTwice weekly
$229per 90 days
What NAD+ actually does

Hormone health for women

Provider-guided programOngoing, with monitoring included
$197per month
What's involved

Peptides

Most peptide programsSermorelin, BPC-157, BPC-157+TB-500, DSIP, glutathione, LIPO-B, MOTS-C, PT-141
$249per month
Tesamorelin
$299per month
Which one does what

DirectMax — men's sexual health

Low strength6, 10 or 20 count
$119 – $189
Medium strength6, 10 or 20 count
$149 – $199
High strength6, 10 or 20 count
$169 – $229
What's in it

Ask me before you order

There are first-order discounts on most of these, and a lower-per-month option if you prepay for six months. Both change from time to time, so rather than print a number that goes stale, call or text me and I'll tell you exactly what you'd pay today.

If financing is what makes this affordable, be honest with yourself about a six-month commitment first. It's a tool, not a recommendation.

Two things to know before you order

These are subscriptions. They renew until you cancel. Cancelling goes through Customer Service — tell me and I'll get you to the right people rather than leaving you on hold.

You pay before the provider reviews you. If they decide you're not a good candidate, you're refunded in full.

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